A case of the Mondays?

Not me!  Went into work today with only 9k tests to score and left 7 hours later.  It was a good day.  And such a day calls for a short haiku to commemorate it.

Success
Success is sweeter
For having been shared with my
Fellow sufferers

Now, I only got two comments from you guys, but the sentence of choice was unanimous.

I dream of nights in white satin, but end up in black and red silk.


I have a taste for sabotage.  Not for others, no, just myself.  It's my romantic interests I break.  You see... I dream of nights in white satin, but end up in black and red silk.  I have steeped myself in delicious sin, embracing the night life.  It's a world of pleasure and pain, lust, indulgence, and satisfaction.  And I'm no-one's whore but my own.  I selfishly pursue my own desires, however dark they may seem to others.  Most night, I surrender to those base desires.  I recline in my bed of silk and skin and sin, and welcome it all with a sultry smile.