Special Saturday Sentence Edition

I was having some issues yesterday with blogger, so I decided to put off this segment until today.

A special Saturday post because I know people want to see their paragraphs.  So, without further ado, I shall compose them.

"You will not deny me my red meat, bitch! I’m on my period!"
- Women are such irrational creatures, don't you think?  They get a little emotional and everything goes all to hell!  Can you believe it?  My wife said to me, "You will not deny me my red meat, bitch! I'm on my period!" I just about shit myself.  Do I consider myself a misogynist?  No, of course not, I'm far too open-minded f... Why you waving that curling iron so menacingly?


"Living a lie is like letting life pass you by."
- Living a lie is like letting life pass you by.  You become so caught up in your story that you forget who you are.  You become a victim of your own tangled web.  You have to remember what you told to whom, at what point, and be able to continue the lie at a moment's notice.  Eventually, it all becomes far too much.  Either you contradict yourself or you simply forget.  To be frank, I'm not sure which is worse.  Regardless, each lie strips a bit of the real you away; a piece here, a piece there.  Over time it all adds up, until you are so warped by it all that you can never be the person you were.  Oh, those little white lies are harmless enough.  It's the other lies, the big ones, the constant ones, the stories you invent to make yourself more interested to others, that change you.  And when they're all stripped away, as they eventually will be, what are you left with?